The Official Girlfriend Application

This application must be filled out in its entirety in order to be considered for the position. Snacks, compliments and memes submitted alongside this form may sway the hiring manager's opinion. Please be completely honest. Your answers will be checked by the hiring manager's mum, best friend and group chat. Any false information gives the hiring manager the right to be dramatic about it for at least 3–5 business days.

Section 1: Basic Information Full name

Nickname

Star sign

Height

Perfect for hugs Perfect for forehead kisses Taller than me (I'm fine with it)

Section 2: Contact Information Average reply time Preferred way to be sent memes

Section 3: The Deal Breakers

	Yes	No
Do you put pineapple on pizza?
Do you reply "k" when you're mad?
Do you watch the next episode without me?
Do you hate dogs? (or cats?)
Do you say "I'm not hungry" and then eat my fries?
Do you hog the blanket?
Have you ever been convicted of being too cute?

If you answered "Yes" to any of the above, please keep going anyway. We're flexible. 😌

Section 4: Compatibility Assessment On a scale of 1–10, how cute do you find the hiring manager? Preferred date activity

Dinner & a movie Stargazing Staying in & ordering takeout All of the above

Favourite snack (for future reference) Skills (select all that apply)

Stealing hoodies Sending memes at 2am Choosing where to eat (optional) Being awesome

Section 5: Personal Statement Why do you want this position?

By submitting, I confirm all of the above is true and I agree to share my food. ✍️

* Heads up: your answers are sent to the person who shared this link with you.

🎉💕

The Official Girlfriend Application

Application approved!